Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
smell my finger.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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