Your tits are I can't wait for
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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