"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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