If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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