Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Randomize
