i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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