you win again, gameday.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
We had to coat check the pizza.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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