I wish i was in the wii world.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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