Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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