Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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