So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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