covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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