OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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