Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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