i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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