i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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