she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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