I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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