when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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