Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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