Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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