My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
