6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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