Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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