his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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