I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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