I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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