She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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