We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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