after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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