My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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