This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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