Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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