Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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