kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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