Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
How many fucks given?
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