Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Randomize