is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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