do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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