walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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