i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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