we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize