do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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