I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
