I cockslap morals
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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