pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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