She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
tell me about the eggs
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