Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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