Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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