Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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