he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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