You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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